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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 23.06.2025 00:59

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good.

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Just Forget it!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I am noticing that some people are saying if Trump stayed in office that there wouldn't be any wars such as Ukraine and Russia, but when Biden came in office war started. What are your thoughts?

Minds and Behinds

Unacceptable again!

share office space ...

Are there any guys, crossdressers, or transgender girls here who wear tampons?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What are the easiest stores for shoplifting?

No go.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Loons and Moons

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They put up a sign reading

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What is the sluttiest thing your wife has ever done?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Everyone loved it.

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Thumbs down again.

So, the docs changed it to read

Catatonics & High Colonics

Does the fact that the Ukraine war wasn’t ended in 24 hours like Trump promised mean that he either lied or was too dumb to understand that it is more complicated?

Next, they tried...

So they tried

Nuts and Butts

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No way

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

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