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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 00:59

Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
Are there any guys, crossdressers, or transgender girls here who wear tampons?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What are the easiest stores for shoplifting?
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
—
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What is the sluttiest thing your wife has ever done?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
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Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
So they tried
Nuts and Butts
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No way
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Meta buys a nuclear power plant (more or less) - TechCrunch
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
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